Father, my Father...

"You reckon I'm a mess, but I know more geography than you'll ever know."

"I love you two very much, but you're both thick as shit."

"Hannah, this is very important... I've got it! No wait, I haven't. Oh fuck."
"Daisy, you don't even know where fuckin' Ireland is... but I think you know where Hannah is."

etc. etc.